Wendy's Parade

Ow! /Everyone come behold little girl Wendy's parade /
The show will proceed unless it should rain strawberry lemonade /
Hopefully that will not occur, the man above has been paid /
Give what U can, all U can stand, and all of your life will be made /
Everyone should come and dig little girl Wendy's guitar /
The chord strikes, the devil no like, so he runs 2 his evil car /
Everyone come behold little girl Wendy's parade /Goodness will guide us if love is inside us /
Little girl Wendy's parade {x3}

Can't Stop This Feeling I Got

Ooh hoo, ooh hoo! /Ooh hoo, ooh hoo!
I can't stop this feeling I got / I feel it right down 2 my toes / I can't stop this feeling I got
My body want U, don't U know? / I can't stop this feeling I got /It's running all down my leg
I can't stop this feeling I got /Why U wanna make me beg?
CHORUS:
I can't stop (can't stop) this feeling I got (x4)
I can't stop this feeling I got / U know I can't sleep at night /I can't stop, U know I love U a lot
I never want U out of my sight /I can't stop this feeling I got / I get 2 shakin' all in my shoes
I can't stop this feeling I got /The doctor said there's nothing that he can do
CHORUS
Ooh hoo, ooh hoo! /Ooh hoo, ooh hoo!
I can't stop this feeling I got / My body wants U, I want U, want U
I can't stop this feeling I got /Baby, baby, baby ... yeah!
(Can't stop this feeling I got) {x4} /No, I can't stop
Nooo! / (Can't stop this feeling I got) {x4}
This feeling I got /This feeling I got / Feeling, feeling, feeling, ooh
Huh, and if that don't work... / Yeah what?
(segues into "We Can Funk"}

Euphoria Highway

Love or money

(Love or money) {repeat through song} /Love or money {x2} /Love /Oh yeah (Love, come on)
Nothing comes 4 free now /If U wanna be with me now /What's it gonna be now?

Baby, what's your name? /What's your claim 2 fame? /I don't like silly games /Love or money
Love or money, yeah /Tell me what's on your mind /Are we just makin' time?
Will our spirits rhyme? /Hey, Lordy /Love, yeah, oh Lord /Love

Take U by the hand /Make U understand /That I ain't no silly man /
There's a part of me... yeah! /Nothing comes 4 free now /What's it gonna be now? /Love or money {x3}
Nothing comes 4 free now /If U want 2 be with me now /What's it gonna be now? /
Take U by the hand /Make U understand /That I ain't no silly man /Silly, silly

Housequake

Rockhard In A Funky Place

Does anybody know U're here? /This house of ill-repute (Ooh honey, I'm scared of U)
Tryin' 2 deal with all your fears /I guess this is what U get 4 being cute (Cute, cute)
  Soaked in banana cologne /No wonder U're all alone /It's written all over your face
U're just a rockhard in a funky place /Rockhard in a funky place

Here comes a lady so U cover up /She's a freak hot funky electric mama with double cups
(OK now, come on, come on, girl - let's see, come on) /See, U… U couldn't cop if U wanted 2
Because something near your leg is haunting U /Such a disgrace, U're a rockhard in a funky place (Ow!)
  Ha ha, y'all /Rockhard in a funky place

U was workin' on the line U could drop on her (Uh, uh) /But U couldn't concentrate when your dick saw her
(Uh, uh) /Maybe if U cop a nut in the car  /(Maybe if U cop a nut in the car)
Maybe U could think about playing guitar /  (Rock, rock) {repeat} /Oh yeah {x3}
  Rockhard in a funky place

All U're looking 4 is love /Or a reason 2 believe there's a God above
Pretty soon U'll get enough /And head back 2 a life so tough

I just hate 2 see an erection go 2 waste (Aaaah) /I'm just a rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place /Say it - rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place /Oh, U rockhard in a funky place /U rockhard in a funky place
  Say it, y'all /(Rock, rock) {repeat 2 fade} /What?
We gotta go, y'all /Tune in next week /Same time, same boogie /Rock hard
Oh yeah, we will rock, y'all /But until then keep your finger on the trigger
That's the only way it'll get bigger /What kind of fuck ending was that?

Le Grind

So, U found me /Good, I'm glad /This is Prince - the cool of cools
Some of U may not know this, but some of U may know /Some of U may not want 2 know
We are here 2 give U service /Please don't try 2 stop us 4 we come regardless
4 we are as strong as we are intelligent /So come vibe with us /Funk Bible - the New Testament

People get ready /Nouveau dance here /All the girls and all the boys get close /Have no fear (Have no fear)
  We're gonna do the grind y'all, uh /Gotcha where I wantcha /And girly, it's go'n feel so good (So good)
Up and down, up and down on the beat y'all /Like a pony would, pony would /Le Grind
  All the boys grab a girl /Get down on the floor, ooh /This funky beat's gonna show U
Gonna show U what your hips are made 4, uh (Nouveau) /Grind - come on (People)
People, it's much 2 late, it's much 2 late 2 be shy /London, what does Big Ben say?
"Time 2 do the grind" /No hear U, say - "Time 2 do the grind" /Le Grind

Baby, I gotcha where I wantcha now /I gotcha where I wantcha, wantcha
Ce soir, la chante all night long {"2night, sing it all night long"} {x2} /(Grind) {repeat in BG}
Hey pretty mama with the long hair /Is that your boyfriend? Huh, I don't care /
Cuz I can do, mm, said I can do tricks he could never do /When I get naked, we'll see the real U (Aah!)
Am I gettin through? /I got U where I wantcha (Baby) /(Baby, baby)
Piano man, put it where it feel good /Grind {x4} /Le Grind, grind {x2}

(Woo!) /This party, this party is gonna last all night /When I give the cue - scream, alright?
Party (Party) {x2} /U say it - party (Party) /Clap your hands double time

All the boys say - "Yeah, yeah" (Yeah, yeah) /All the girls say - "Oh yeah" (Oh yeah)
Now all U others say - "Hell yeah" (Hell yeah) /2 sexy - grind, grind /(I guarantee) /Not yet Boni
  Grind {x3} /Le Grind /Grind {x2} /Le Grind

People get ready /Nouveau dance here /Girls and boys get close /Have no fear (Grind)
Doin' the grind, doin' the grind in here /(Put it where it feels good)
  (Hey yeah) /I do believe that we've truly touched on something nouveau
(La, la, la, la, la…) /Come on /Am I in the right place? (Don't move) /Woo! Are U sure, baby?
Are U sure I'm in the right place? (Don't move, don't move)

(Grind) {repeat} /Come on (Yeah) /Girl, put it where it feel good (Hey)
Not there, not there (What'd U say?) /Put it where it feels good /Slow down, uh
Slammin'! /Le Grind

Up and down, up and down feels so good /Up and down, up and down like a pony would
Up and down, up and down feels so good /Up and down, up and down like a pony would (Like a pony would)
Like a pony would (Like a pony would) /Like a pony would /Le Grind, uh
Slammin'! /Grind, grind /(Serve it up, Frankie) (Thank U) /Slammin'!
Le Grind /(2 fine – look at him) /Put it where it feel good /{Crowd noise} /Grind

People get ready /People - nouveau dance here /People get ready /Doin' the grind up in here, up in here (Grind, grind)
(People, get ready) /Grind, grind /(Frankie, honey, U know U look good) /Le Grind, grind /Grind!

Cindy C.
 

Yeah! /This song's about a high-class model over in Paris, France  /(Oh Cindy C.)
If I get a camera, tell me will U dance?  /(Will U play with me?) /
If I take a picture in the middle of the night/(Oh Cindy C.) /
Will U funk with me, sugar? (Will U funk with me?) /Say it's alright, come on (Say it, say it)

CHORUS:
(Cindy C., play with me) /(I will pay the usual fee) /Ah Cindy C. (What's it gonna be?)
Will U play with me? (What's it gonna be?) /(Cindy C., play with me) /(I will pay the usual fee)
Ah Cindy C. (What's it gonna be?) /I'll pay the fee (Cindy C.)

Super-fine heifer, U're so bloody vogue (Super fine) /I knew U would be trouble (trouble, trouble)
from the word go (go, go) /I'll give U 7 sips of elderberry wine (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
Maybe we'll unlock the secrets of your mind

CHORUS
  The passion's in the mix (Serve it up, Sheila) /Drink it quick Cindy – shit!
Where'd U get that beauty mark? /Baby, U and I should be undressing
 Don't all girls look the same? /They don't? Oh, what a shame
Cindy, Cindy - I'll pay the usual fee /what's the matter, don't U like me?
(Poppy, tell me what it's all about) /  I'm talkin' 'bout a long crucial leg (Cindy C. – listen 2 me)
Girl, if I have 2 beg /(She's so tired) /I'ma see U in your birthday suit 2night /(Look at me)
(She doesn't look as good as I do) /I'm sure U're quite intelligent /(U think she does, but think again)
(See? How 'bout that?) (Ha, ha, ha) /A whiz at math and all that shit
But I'm, I'm a tad more interested in flyin' your kite 2night /(Look at her, she can't even walk in those shoes)
(I can walk better than that) /(She can't even dance) /(I would put somethin' on her she ain't never seen before)
Baby, is that alright? /(Cindy C.) /Oh Cindy C., will U play with me? /I'll pay the usual fee
  2 organ solos 2 go /Oh Cindy C. {repeat} /(Yeah)
Oh Cindy C., will U play with me? /Oh Cindy C., I will pay the fee /Ah Cindy C., will U play with me?
Ah Cindy C., I will pay the fee /  Help me! (Ah shit) /Uh!

Excuse my savoir-faire /But baby, I'm dyin' 2 take U everywhere (Oh yeah?)
I wanna show U 2 my friends (Ha ha ha) /Because baby, U're the living end (Tell me now)
Baby, U have a debt worth winning /I can feel your ice is thinning /Like a frozen pond in spring (Woo)
Your furry melting thing awaits me (Ah) /Your furry melting thing awaits me and my 6-string /
(Oh Cindy C., will U play with me?)
 (Cindy, where are U?) /Come on Cindy (Oh my God) /Come on Cindy (Wait)
Don't U wanna play with me? (Uh yes, no, wait) /Don't U wanna play with me? (Yes)
What's the matter with me, Cindy? (Nothing) /Ahhh! /Shockadelia!
  Oh Cindy C., won't U play with me? / /Music is the key 2 set yourself free
From depression, drugs and increasing poverty /The key is 2 the lock, the lock is on the door
The door has a knob that U never turned before/The jack, use the jack, it opens up the lock
Cuz there's the key 2 unlock the body /Place it like that 2 open up the door
The door 2 the house 4 the people galore /The beat won't stop till the J.M. jocks
And he jacks the box till the party rocks /The clock tick-tocks and the place gets hot
And believe it or not, all the troubles U forgot /It's just that easy if U want it 2 be
4 all the fellas and the young ladies /So ease your mind and set yourself free
2 the mystifying music that we call Cindy C. /Oh Cindy C., won't U play with me? /Oh Cindy C.

Dead On It

Riding in my Thunderbird on the freeway /I turned on my radio 2 hear some music play
I got a silly rapper talking silly shit instead /Sayin’ the only good rapper is one that's dead on it
Uh, dead on it /Shall we go back? (Yeah!) /Let's go

Negroes from Brooklyn play the bass pretty good /But the ones from Minneapolis play it like it oughta should
A mackin’ fro is better when U got a blue bonnet /And the 2 and fro is funky when the grease is dead on it
Funky dead on it /Uh, dead on it /Shall we go back? /Let's go /  Funky dead on it, wow

See, the rapper's problem usually stem from being tone deaf /Pack the house then try 2 sing,
there won't be no one left /On it
  Parking lots on fire, brothers peelin' outta town /They say in disgust, been singin' their guts
Rappin' done let us down (down, down) /We got 2 be dead on it /Dead on it (Dead)

All the sisters like it when U lick 'em on the knees /Don't believe me? (No)
Do it once then stop /They'll be beggin’ please, please, please (please, please, please)
  Shoo bee doo wa, dead on it /What does that have 2 do with the funk? Nothing!
But who's payin’ the bills? /If U don't wanna lick my knees /I'm sho' your mama will, uh
Cuz we, cuz we, cuz we dead on it /De..de..de..de..de..dead on it, on it /
La, la, la, la /La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la /My bed's a coffin, Dracula ain't got shit on me
My nickname's Hellzapoppin’, I'm badder than the wicked witch /I got a gold tooth cost more than your house
I got a diamond ring on 4 fingers, each one the size of a mouse /They dead, they dead on it
  (Asses is crackin’) {x2} /La, la, la, la /La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la {x2}
Wait now, hang up, dial tone on the 3 /U know, U know I'm busy, 2 scizzy
Can't nobody fuck with me! /cuz I'm dead (on it, on it, on it) on it
(Shoo bee doo wa wa, dead on it) /Dead on it, on it, on it {fade out}
Dang, dang, dang, dang (Dead on it) /Shoo bee dang, dang, dang, dead on it /Dead, dead on it

Big Tall Wall

 Hey sugar/Come here/I got something 2 lay on your mind
 Chorus:
 I'm gonna build a big tall wall/Stone circle so U can't get out
 Big tall wall/True love is what it's all about
 If I see U in a restaurant/ Ooh, baby, U're all I want
 Your sexy body, your curly brown hair/Try 2 run if U want 2, I don't care!
 Chorus
 If I see U walkin' down the street/(See U walkin' down the street)
 U be the one I wanna meet (U be the one I wanna meet)/ U dress so smart (U dress so smart)
 U talk so neat (U talk so neat)/ U are so fine (So fine)/ It's hard not 2 eat'cha, baby!
 Big tall wall/  Stone circle so U can't get out
 I'm gonna build a big tall wall (Oh yeah, ooh)/ True love is what it's all about
 B is 4 bold, girl that's how U make me feel/  I is 4 ignorant, this situation's real (So real)
 G is 4 my girlfriend, yah U know / I got another one (G is 4 my girlfriend)
 But that ain't gonna stop me and U/ From having fun (Stop me, stop me)
 Big tall wall/I see U in a restaurant/ I don't want nothing else/ U're all I want (U're all I want)
 Big tall wall/ Baby, I'd kiss U 4 Uncle Sam/  Pretty little baby, U're so glam/ Every time I see U I wanna slam
 Big tall wall/ Stone circle so U can't get out, get out (U can't get out)
 Big tall wall (Yeah, yes I am)/ True love, true love is what it's all about
 Big (Ooh) tall wall/  B is 4 bold, that's how U make me feel
 Ooh, big tall, big tall wall/ (Don't leave me like this, that's so cold)
 Your sexy body, your curly brown hair/ Ooh, pretty baby U really take me there
 Baby doll, U're so glam/Every time I see U I wanna slam (Ow, uh!)
 If I see U in a restaurant (I don't want nothing else)/Oh baby, baby, U're all I want (U're all I want)
 Sexy body, your curly brown hair (Girl, girl, girl, girl)/U really take me there (Yeah!)
 I'm gonna build a big tall wall/Stone circle so U can't get out/  (Build a big tall wall
 (I'm gonna build a...)/(Ooh, I'm gonna build a...)/True love is what it's all about
 I'm gonna build a big tall wall (Tall wall, tall wall, tall, baby, sugar)
 Stone circle so U can't get out (Get out)/Big tall wall (I'm gonna, I'm gonna, yeah)
 True love is what it's all about (True)
 Stone circle so U can't get out/True love is what it's all about
 {lines are repeated in foregroun/d and background}   (Big tall wall)
 I'm gonna/ I'm gonna build a big tall wall
 Baby doll, U're so glam/ Every time I see U I wanna slam/ U have the nerve 2 walk up my street
 Didn't anybody tell U that /My modus operandi left a lot 2 be desired?
 I got more holes than a golf course/Oh yeah, U're hot company
 Take your time cuz in the back room/  I'm building a... / Honey, [little bitch], U're so mean
 Every time I see U I wanna sc-sc-sc-sc-scream/(Oh mama, your body's like that)/ You wanna rap?
 U dress so smart/ U talk so neat/ U're just my style girl (Tall wall)
 U wanna see my... (Tall wall)/U wanna see my walls? (Tall wall) (I see U walking down the street?)
 (Let me put U behind my big tall wall)/ U wanna see my bridge? (I just wanna eat'cha, honey)
 Well what'cha want, what'cha wanna s/ee? (B is 4 bold, baby)/
 (Let me put U behind my big tall wall) (How U make me feel)/  (I just wanna eat'cha, honey)
 (I is 4 ignorant - this situation's real)/ G is 4 my girlfriend (I'm gonna do ya) /
 U know I got another one/ But that ain't gonna stop /  Me and U from having
 Me and U from having fun

Alphabet Street

Girl Power

So what's up? /Did U forget I was here? /What makes U look when another comes near?
Everyone U see, U think U can get /If that was the case, I'd be a bracelet
Oh, hey hey, yeah /This is called girl power, yeah /This is called girl power and it's all because I love our ball

2night, my dear, U can sleep alone /U can beg and scream and moan /It's all because I love our ball
U can be mine or not at all /  /Girl power (Oh) /Girl power (Yeah) /Girl power (Yeah)
U can be mine or not at all /Girl Power (Oh) /Girl Power (Yeah) /Girl Power /It's all because I love our ball

Don't look now, here comes a blonde /2 minutes later U're Don Juan
Turned my head, U tried 2 grab it /How did I know she's in your lap?
U say it's your cousin from Omaha /U took that number - gave her a call
If we get in trouble 4 the lies we tell /Child, I do believe we're gonna burn in hell
  Girl power - U will be mine or not at all /Girl power - It's all because I love our ball
  Looka here /2night, my dear, U can sleep alone /U can beg, U can scream and moan
It's all because I love our ball /U can be mine or not at all

Girl power (Oh, yeah) (U can be mine or not at all) /Girl power
  U will be mine or not at all /Girl power (Oh) /Girl power (Yeah) /Girl power
It's all because I love our ball
What makes U look when another comes near? /What makes the sun set in my hemisphere?
Girl power! /  /Powerful girl, wave your hands /(Girl power) {x4} /
8 + 8 is 16 /9 - 6 is 3 /3 + 11 is 14 /Come and make love 2 me /4 -1 is 3
3 - 1 is 2 /2 - 1 is 1 /without U I can't have no fun
Girl power {x4} /Someone come play my guitar /Girl power {x3}
  2night, my dear, U can sleep alone /U can beg, U can scream and moan /It's all because I love our ball (ball)
Make my drummer got somethin' 2 say /Lay it on me now in a Milky Way /Girl power {x2}

So what's up? /If we get in trouble 4 the lies we tell /Child, I do believe we're gonna burn in hell
  Girl power! /Lay it on me (Ooh) /Girl power! /So what's up? /Did U forget I was here?
Uh, Girl power - lay it on me /Yeah! /  /Girl power - uh /Girl power - yeah
Girl power - U will be mine or not at all (Power) /Girl Power /Girl Power (Power)
Girl Power /It's all because I love a ball /Girl power {repeat}(power) {repeat}
Everybody sing {x2} /I'm talkin' about girl power, girl power, girl power /Yeah!
Ow /Yeah! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) /No! /Power /All the girls, all the girls put your hands in the air
Yeah

The Dophamine Rush Suite